bog off

the phrase 'bog off' comes from Stone Age Scotland. the phrase was assembled when 2 counties had a war. The war ended by complete slaughter but the winning team used this phrase to wish them well while passing to the overworld

'i wish you well young sir, now, bog off'

by lxcy.lrx September 14, 2020

bog boy

A gay boy that eats pot noodles and lives in his parents house at 40 years old because his 20 year marriage failed because he thought he was Apollo justice

he is such a bog boy

by kanecklesthecentipede May 6, 2019

Bog Maggots

Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.

Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots

'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'

'..Sorry love'

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

Bog

Bog is an 'adjective slang' used to convey an expression which to replaces the word mind-blowing in a sentence. It also could be used to express the quality of a good/service. ex: bogging

1.Last night's party was bog

2. Did you try the new taco it's bogging

by Chamsyclumsy June 2, 2021

bog

Someone who makes hella random and exaggerated, often swamp-like bodily noises

This bog won’t stop burping.

by ladyscribe December 27, 2024

bog-like circus

any set of circumstances that impedes the employment of a player (chief. Brazilian) by Middlesbrough Football Club.

I like the reference to "Peat Bog" -- excellent description for the bog-like circus this has turned into.

by Brick_Tamland January 23, 2008

Bog Legs

A person with abnormally large calves

Person 1: Hey, why are your calves so large?
Person 2: I got the bog legs my dude.

by Michael MACDONALD December 3, 2017