Taint-Slide

The act of rubbing ones gouch.

When he bent over I gave him a Taint-slide.

by MisBehav3n July 19, 2011

Taint-hoagie

A poop.

Dude, you dog just laid his taint-hoagie on my lawn. Are you gonna clean that crap up?

by SolarNomad December 15, 2008

funky taint

A bad smell, stain, taste or similar. so bad that it draws up vomit to the back of your throte, and makes you dry-wretch.

omg that smells like shit man! you has got the funky taint.

by Bernard p December 9, 2007

Paint the Taint

The act of a man pulling his cock out just before orgasm and ejaculating on a woman's crotch, coating it from pussy to ass.

Just as I was about to cum I felt the need to paint the taint so I pulled out and sprayed her crotch with a ferocity and volume I have never known before.

by Kip Derringer February 25, 2019

taint smell

The smell of the taint. Do all taints smell the same?

A:What's that taint smell in here?

B: The taint smell? That would be my sneakers. Sorry.

A: hey bruh bruh, it smells like sweaty sack in here.

B: smells just like my taint!

A: cool!

by Sniffsniff July 27, 2014

Pony-Taint

Term used for the naming off the "pony tail" created near the taint region of a man, generally 40 yrs old and above.

The a fore mentioned "pony-tail" is created when the gentlemen who is trying to look 20 yrs younger in the groin region , tucks the 10 sq inches of excess ball skin back with the use of a scrunchie thereby creating said ""PONY-TAINT""

Damn Jimmy I wish i could afford a real nut tuck operation so i could stop wearing a"Pony-Taint"

by treemaninmo October 1, 2011

Tainted Childhood

A drink composed of Jones Blue Bubblegum soda and vodka. So named because the soda itself tastes like nostalgia; therefore, adding the vodka takes your childhood memories and twists them into alcoholic form.

Last night I drank a delicious Tainted Childhood, and then felt my innocence being slowly killed.

by sourfruit April 7, 2011