tactical denial

When you deny masturbating to protect your reputation.

Bob: Hey Jeff, I know you masturbate instead of taking a dump!
Jeff: I do not!
Bob: You need to stop being in tactical denial!

by ggellison March 29, 2014

Tactical Absence

Being a pussy

Tiny business man utilized a tactical absence

by branananabert November 30, 2020

pizza tactics

A tactics regularly used by twitch debaters where they eat pizza to deradicalize watchers form both the left and the right.

Destiny is utilizing a popular tactic that is very effective called pizza tactics. What he is doing by eating the pizza is drawing attention away from intricate arguments and bringing your attention to the pizza he is eating

by Problematize March 14, 2021

tactical erection

(n) An intentional erection executed as a part of a thought out plan.

The man used a tactical erection to knock out the robbers and escaped.

by Fillosofer March 4, 2021

teamfight tactics

Mostly known as TFT it's a game mode in LoL, made by Riot Games, which does not require more than a single limb to play. Just click and move the hero and game plays for you. Completely RNG and brainless, teamfight tactics is perfect entertainment for people so dumb that they can't even play LoL.

"Teamfight tactics is so much fun" - said no person with above average IQ ever

by crackedbaiterjett August 23, 2022

looney tunes tactics

A combat style where you fight with the most out there strats, like an early 90's controlled chaos type cartoon

In AntonBlast, satan fights you on some genuine looney tunes tactics.

by anonymous January 26, 2025

Tactical Cheese

The addition of a double cheeseburger to your regular Mcdonalds order

“Is that all you want dude?”
“No I’ll ‘av a tactical cheese anorl”

by eve_hessx June 16, 2018