Schrodinger's Sponge

"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"

"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"

Schrodinger's Sponge

by Schrodinger's Sponge July 9, 2023

spong

A bong but the water is sperm.

Aidan and Ian worked all week to break out the spong for the boys this weekend.

by CumGuzzler6669 May 15, 2019

camel sponge

A tampon for a very large vagina.

Guy 1: Dude how was she ?
Guy 2: After I got done with her, shes gonna need camel sponges .

by Mobyduck June 10, 2017

sponge-out

Verb:

When someone falls asleep/passes out at a social gathering before the night has started. Typically at an event that involves drinking alcohol.

It should be noted that sponging-out rarely requires a blackout from drinking too much alcohol. It usually occurs after being in the drowsy state from drinking 2-3 beers after a long day.

Before the party even started, I saw my buddy sponge-out around 9pm.

by Ox Enthusiast May 12, 2025

Top Sponge

Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.

Tim Pavlovic tried to find a decent boat for a change, instead he found "Top Sponge"

by FoffTim October 16, 2017

Sponge

A sponge is someone with no distinct personality who just mimics whatever friend group or significant other they have at the time.

Billy is such a sponge, I thought he was country and now all the sudden he’s “always been goth” since he started dating that emo chick.

by skinny cracker November 27, 2022

Anal Sponging

When you insert a sponge into your anus and let it soak up your feces for about a week, then excreting it onto a salad spinner above your significant others face. Thus letting the chocolate rain onto all who are around.

"Hey joe, what did you do this weekend?"
"Just a little anal sponging with my wife, it was everywhere!"

by Sponjizz1930 June 20, 2014