paper smooth

When you shave her legs and there super smooth. They are paper smooth. And like weed when it smokes good. It goes down paper smooth

Wow I just shaved my legs and they are paper smooth and then I smoked a joint that was similiar!!

by King_Of_Random March 12, 2024

Smooth Criminals

A smooth testicles and scrotum. This may be achieved various ways, but often involves scrotox.

The guy is so cute with his grey sweat pants and his smooth criminals.

by 5iQvaFRD5c March 31, 2024

As smooth as braille

When something didn't go the way it should have.

You talking up that girl was as smooth as braille.

by KonradTheFish February 18, 2026

As smooth as braille

When something didn't go the way it should have.

Guy 1. You got a mirror in your ass? because i can see myself in it tonight. Guy 2. That pickup line was as smooth as braille

by KonradTheFish February 18, 2026