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Texan Skull Crushing

When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.
Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
by Nman1103 September 27, 2017
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Skull ARC

Gamejolt, a community that protects people from cyberbullying and deals with internet drama, has a community of 100 people.
by Skull ARC Commander Sirlance August 31, 2024
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*skull emoji*๐Ÿ’€

A way to show shock, like saying, I'm dead, when reacting to something funny or just downright crazy, or lessen the importance of something while talking online. If there is nothing funny then it represents actual death.
"Bro just pulled a monkey out what *skull emoji*๐Ÿ’€"

"That's crazy"
by skibidi toilet rizzz May 5, 2024
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Alien Skulls

I bought a new shirt, but that shit cost me 30 alien skulls
by Marloooo May 4, 2011
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this can't be real :skull:

me when something is unable to.be real
this can't be real :skull:
by artixzy October 15, 2021
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skull shitter

a word ashovrr (me lol) and their friend made
basically meaning someone shitted in her/his brain

friend 1: dude he made a chair explode

friend2: DUDE SOMEONE SHITTED IN HIS BRAIN

yes thats a skull shitter,full of shit

discord: ashovrr#8264
by ashovrr August 14, 2022
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Skull Fuck

V. The act during a physical altercation in which an individual firmly grasps with one hand the temporal region of another individuals head. More specifically stated with their thumb firmly pressed into the eye socket region and the remaining four fingers used as a gripping vice wrapped around the back of the head. The benefit allows full control an individual better known as the aggressee or "Lil' Bitch" by the aggressor or "The Deliverer of Fuck Around And Find Outs" with something so simple and effortless like the "flick-a-da-wrist" whilst engaging in a physical altercation or better known as a "fight", "throwing down", good "ole fashion fisticuffs", and "beating the brakes off someone", or more specifically described by some as "childhood memories" "daddy why did you have to do that to mommy". If this move deemed Skull Fuck is done correctly it can end an altercation before it even starts as demonstrated as such on many occasions by one of our generations greatest Fuck & Fight Masters, DJ Searles. He has performed this move with master class and precision since the the dawn of Fuck Around & Find Outs.
1) "If you don't get the fuck away from me I'm going to Skull Fuck the shit out of you."

2) Wow, I had heard him talk about it but never thought DJ would actually Skull Fuck somebody! Did you see how fast that guy got dropped?! That's some next level Fuck & Fights right there"
by Master Fuck n Fights January 5, 2024
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