SKULL-FUCK

It's like fuck, but you fuck the skull of a person.

I'll skull-fuck your dad to kingdom come

by ItsDiesL December 4, 2016

Kansas city skull fuck

To fuck the eye socket of a 1 eyed person

Hey Stan ! I'm going to kansas city, do you know where a good time can be had ???
Stan: Hell yea, go down to independence Avenue and look for a 1 eyed guy called JR, you'll get the best Kansas City skull fuck ever !!
And it's only 20 bucks !!!!

by Asshole Strawboss December 22, 2022

*skull emoji*💀

A way to show shock, like saying, I'm dead, when reacting to something funny or just downright crazy, or lessen the importance of something while talking online. If there is nothing funny then it represents actual death.

"Bro just pulled a monkey out what *skull emoji*💀"

"That's crazy"

by skibidi toilet rizzz May 5, 2024

Alien Skulls

Another name for money

I bought a new shirt, but that shit cost me 30 alien skulls

by Marloooo May 4, 2011

Skull

The largest bone in someone's body, made of, like all other bones, of various gelatinous materials, or "skull jelly". The skull has a surface area of 5 square feet and weighs over a pound, not including the jaw bones, or Fred, the insect that looks like part of your skull, but isn't.

"You smell like someone ripped the skulls out of someone's heads and left their skull jelly to rot in the sun for three weeks."

by goodluckwiththat April 11, 2017

Texan Skull Crushing

When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.

Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty

by Nman1103 September 27, 2017

Skull Fuck

To insert ones thumbs into they eye sockets and wrap the rest of your fingers around their cranuim after inserting your man meat into their mouth, therefore fucking their skull.

"She didn't have enough ass to grab while we were in doggy style so I grabbed her by her eye sockets and literally skull fucked her brains out"

by Fukalotayu January 7, 2017