Puerto Rican Speedboat

A single-wide trailer with indoor toilet.

Q: Hey what are you going to do with the money you won?
A: Probably buy a Puerto Rican Speedboat for my mother.

Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.

Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.

by Paddy O'Toole January 5, 2011

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Take Picard to warp speed

To have a Wank - usually whilst watching Star Trek.

I was watching Star Trek Voyager, and that Borg bitch in the tight shit is so hot, I had to take Picard to warp speed - twice!

by Cinocat November 30, 2011

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Satan's Speedball

A combination of Meth and Fentanyl usually taken with PCP.

"Have you seen Chris?"

"He's in the hospital from taking Satan's Speedball."

by Elmf67 April 8, 2021

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nazi speed

n. amphetamines.

"known as "Nazi speed" because of its creation by German scientists during World War II to increase the endurance of their soldiers."

by jim June 24, 2003

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Speed Nob variations

1. Speed Nob Advanced - draw as many DETAILED penises as possible before they find out

2. Speed Nob Extreme - draw the penis then indent the book with your pen when drawing the bell end. This leaves a long lasting reminder of the attack.

3. Speed Nob Monster - draw as a big and as detailed penis as possible whilst involving as many people as possible

see Speed Nob for an example of Speed Nob variations

by Roo Barb March 18, 2009

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