Sausage aisle

A woman's favourite isle in the supermarket, where a variety of sausages can be found of all shapes and sizes.

Hey girl, Mike took me up the sausage aisle last night, and wow was the sausage good, girthiest sausage I've ever put in my mouth fr

by Truth to be told inevitably July 31, 2016

Exhausted Sausage

An expression to use when a guy loses his boner and/or has a very limp penis.

Jenny: "Babe, we need to do something about your exhausted sausage."

by superfruit smoothie February 28, 2015

Sausage Rock

Music that females don't listen to. At live shows audience members are comprised solely of males--a mixture of comic book nerds, D&D players, Conan the Barbarian fans. Sometimes they are found sporting homemade Black Flag tattoos. They believe they're awesome, heavy, and tough. Too bad they never have an opportunity to show of for the gals...they're simply not around.

Dave, Josh, Anthony, Erdman, and Mike love to go to sausage rock shows like Immortal.

by pxlchk1 November 24, 2011

Sausage Milk

Penis ejaculate, sperm. In this context the sausage is the penis and the milk is the sperm.

He shot is sausage milk all over my face

by Boomington July 06, 2019

Sausage dildo

Taking a delicious shit into a condom and use it as a dildo (duh).

I could smell my sister's sausage dildo last night.

by Not SeaNanners March 25, 2016

sausage dildo

The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off, and using said condom as if it were a dildo.

After having left her normal dildo at home Tammy made do with a sausage dildo.

by Chi-hime February 25, 2016

Tight sausage

A long thick sausage shoved in a pair of tights ; or can also be described as a man with a boner wearing tights

Person 1: do you see that dude over there
Person 2: yea he has a tight sausage

by WHATTHEFUUUUUCCCCKKKK April 18, 2017