by K4do December 27, 2022
He is a skinflint and hardly goes shopping in a chic market; however, he visits such a market so as to enjoy himself by watching other shoppers. In other words, he likes voyeuristic shopping.
by uttam maharjan December 08, 2011
Guy 1 : Oh snap i forgot my soap at the soap shop
Guy 2 speaks quietly : Why would you even want to bring your semen with you?
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : What?
Guy 2 speaks quietly : Why would you even want to bring your semen with you?
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : What?
by Perhaps a pedophile January 30, 2018
The manly art of going out the week before Christmas and buying yourself a gift that you really, really want thus causing your friends/family to return the one that they bought you that you hadn't opened yet.
Him: "So I really wanted a new leather coat and I saw this on a Christmas Eve sale and bought it for myself. It's my way of Christman shopping"
Her: "I guess the one that I bought for you can go to the homeless shelter for Christmas. At least they'll appreciate it"
Her: "I guess the one that I bought for you can go to the homeless shelter for Christmas. At least they'll appreciate it"
by GUK S. December 23, 2009
I visited a store and saw some stuff I liked, but I didn't buy anything because I thought I could just try picture shopping and order everything I liked online for cheaper.
by awmm May 13, 2018
The out-of-the-ordinary, focused face one (usually an elderly person) makes while shopping or specifically making sure something is a good deal. Sometimes includes angry eyebrows, pursed lips, and squinty eyes. Can also resemble a thinking face.
by Laminailem January 26, 2011
Guy 1: I saw you yesterday with a bunch of fruit in your pockets. Were you Shafer shopping?
Guy 2: Unfortunately. I had major shafer shits afterwards.
Guy 2: Unfortunately. I had major shafer shits afterwards.
by Bobby_K. February 24, 2011