Rhombic Theory of Rizz Deprecation

A theory written by Rhombicosidodecahedron stating that:

If one is to attempt to obtain an addition of rizz to a current value of rizz, which is an addition of great magnitude within a time period of minuscule duration, he shall retain his current rizz and shall not gain any but an addition of magnitude whose value shall be lowered, while also becoming subject to ridicule and chastisement which shall cause the deprecation of the magnitude of the intended addition of rizz.

Bob: Imma come to school tomorrow with some gucci clothes and a new rizzful haircut and also some white shiny teeth and cologne and imma get all them girls
Joe: that's too sudden of a change. You should follow the Rhombic Theory of Rizz Deprecation which essentially says if you try to make such a sudden and dramatic increase in your rizz you will look bad
Bob: that's a shame

by Rhombicosidodecahedron September 3, 2023

Demon King Rizz

To have so much rizz you could pull all the baddies in Las Vegas

"Did you see Alex chop it up with that freshman? Bro has that demon king rizz"

by CoachFrank69 September 30, 2023

Adam Lanza Rizz

When a school shooter has rizz.
Adam lanza rizz crazy!

Are you insanity?
Because I'd shoot up the school for you: this is ADAM LANZA RIZZ
I love Adam Lanza rizz!

by Adam Lanza go brrrr...WRIZZ October 29, 2023

Rizz

Rizz is the quality of attracting women without even trying and being the type of man that everyone knows has the most suave personality and charm in the room.

Short for charisma.

Oscar is unironically the king of having lots of rizz.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 22, 2023

riza

A pitch in wiffleball that rises when thrown. This pitch is thrown by holding the ball so that the holes are facing the ground thus creating lift to the trajectory of the ball before it pounds zone

Wow, Aaron can really pound zone with that riza

by J Lig November 2, 2005

0 rizz

Basically what Arthur has because he gets rizzed up and doesn’t do the rizzing

Damn that nigga Arthur got 0 rizz

by Devin sucks D May 6, 2022

Rizzajizz

To 'rizz-a-jizz', to roll a joint. When stoned body & mind can not clearly recall the endings of all complicated words. Therefore, abbreviences have been put in place by the High Commander of the 7th Council to introduce 'izz' into minority areas where weed potency is high.

'.....Fear and Loathing isn't as fun when i'm sober... rizzajizz'

by Ryando April 7, 2007