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squeeze my toe and call me puppet

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.
squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!
by X3n April 3, 2006
mugGet the squeeze my toe and call me puppetmug.

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007
mugGet the Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cuntmug.

Puppet Moon

Puppet Moon (known as Wigfrid) is a bellicose Viking warrior that loves fighting enormous beasts in a game called Don't Starve Together. She also loves making battle helmets for her friends and making cute garden on endless for butter farm.
Puppet Moon likes to say "Hail Odin".
by Desperado27 July 25, 2022
mugGet the Puppet Moonmug.

puppet Time

Michael Brandon Miller aka The reptilian King. Has a neurological implants and can be mentally rendering braindead and be controlled like a puppet. Just does what ever told.
Puppet Time is being electronically harassed and human trafficking via closed loop circuit implant.
by Puppet Time January 7, 2024
mugGet the puppet Timemug.

Puppets Mom

Strings attached to the ass, Mother of a bad ass little kid, who she lets get away with anything and will not discipline, and gets offended if its pointed out to her or if another person trys to step in an unpleasant conditions which must be accepted as part of deal in order to seal the deal
This girl is so fine but she's a puppets mom so she got strings attached to that ass
by MutedDevil June 12, 2021
mugGet the Puppets Mommug.

puppet’s head

Noun. A basketball that gets lodged between the backboard and rim.
“Dad, where’s the ladder? The basketball is stuck. Jeff just took a terrible shot and now it’s a puppet’s head.”
by BigBlue92 November 16, 2017
mugGet the puppet’s headmug.

Puppet

English slang for penis, originating in the north/midlands.
Aup duck, are you going to get your chops round my puppet or what?
by Dan davis August 30, 2022
mugGet the Puppetmug.

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