Sloppy Joe Tuesday

The one day a week in which everything has meaning and life be steening. Don't take this day for granted, for it only cums once a week!

Kleft: Ayo, when can we have your gay butt sex party?
Sned: We can have gay butt sex on Sloppy Joe Tuesday, don't forget the cheetos!

by Mario "Sned" Judah January 23, 2021

love yourself tuesday

Every Tuesday you have to love yourself and everyone around you.

Person 1: it's love yourself Tuesday.
Person 2: oh damn, I love you me.

by Your one true love November 17, 2020

Tidy pic Tuesday

Every Tuesday a person of your choice must send you a tidy pick

Lexy send me a try pic because it is tidy pic Tuesday "ok"

by Bigbrainuser February 17, 2022

2-Line Tuesday

2-Line Tuesday

2-Line Tuesday is one of many failed spinoffs of the original "1-Line Wednesday"

See also:
Three Line Thursday, Four Line Friday, and Monologue Monday.

Chris Daniel: 1-Line Wednesday, your turn.

FM Caller: Am I too late for 2-Line Tuesdays?

Chris: ... (facepalm).

Philip: ...and you better not call on Thursday either!

by iPwn™ November 17, 2016

T-Bone Tuesday

The national holiday of giving your girl one extra bone.

Kevin: yo cvs was out of condoms for T-bone Tuesday

Tyron: looks like your girl won’t be getting that extra bone she deserves.

by T-bone Tuesday October 07, 2019

One Wipe Tuesday

This is to be celebrated on the second Tuesday of every year. After taking a poop on this special day, you wipe your butt once, and only once. No exceptions. It doesn’t matter how large or smelly the poop is, you only wipe once.

Brett: Oh my god! Why do you smell like shit?!
Cameron: It’s one wipe Tuesday! Don’t tell me you’ve been wiping more than once!

by blaneficker January 13, 2021

nice little tuesday

When you don’t have much to do and decide to start looking up a few sexual innuendos from UD that you can work into your daily conversations.

“69” and “That’s what she said” are hilarious, but they just aren’t fresh anymore. I need to have a nice little Tuesday to up my game and learn some new stuff like “hot tub” and “moose knuckle”.

by Wheezy Peezy June 13, 2023