Country Mile

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.

Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”

by Martin_Stoyanov February 9, 2023

Country Blumpkin

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse

I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.

by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 27, 2009

Country Bitty

A Country Bitty is a Bitty that's is a country girl.

Look at this Country Bitty riding her horse.

by UWRF Pitties September 2, 2019

Country Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking a shit from a toothless girl with a dip in her mouth.

My girl gave me a country blumpkin after we hit the meth pipe.

by DHalla November 29, 2010

Backup Country

Where you go when your country becomes a failed state.

Shit man, Chancellor Palpatine just signed executive order 66. All jedi are now enemies of the state. Good thing I've got a Backup Country.

by gearhead78 March 8, 2017

L countries

France and US

Teacher: Class what are L countries?
French and American students: *raises hand*
Teacher: Fax

by Every Day Normal Guy November 11, 2022

country business

Any kind of sexual fluid of a country man used to replace condiments.

Good ol' country business and biscuits.

by Country Business August 1, 2018