National cobblestone day

Created by SSundee in 2016 on episode 43 of Crundee craft.

In the introduction of the YouTube video, it is stated that the only way to celebrate national cobblestone day is to “chew on it like it was a marshmallow”

You: Hey! Would you like to join me in celebrating national cobblestone day?

Friend: Of course! I’ll bring the cobblestone cake!

by xTsLzpanda July 21, 2021

National Boyfriend Day

National boyfriend day is October 3rd so do something nice for him and spend some time with him :)

gf: "happy national boyfriend day I hope you like the gift I got you"
bf: "thank you bby I love you"

by imacoolkid1 October 3, 2020

national fuckhead day

a day to celebrate fuckheads (which are retards) the day to celebrate this celebration is June 12, and we can celebrate this day by sticking our dicks in the gas door of a car.

"hey andrew, lets celebrate national fuckhead day"

by blinmachine February 10, 2021

national mommy day

National mommy day is on October 29th. On this day you celebrate and love your mommy. Not your birth giver, you’re mommy. as in the girl you call mommy because she is in fact, mommy.

boy 1: since it’s national mommy day, look at my mommy

boy 2: that’s not your mom?

boy 1: no that’s my mommy

boy 2: OH YOUR MOMMY 😏
boy 1: yeahhhh

by swagmfff October 10, 2021

National Firstlove Day

August 3rd... Is the day you will post, talk, and try to love you firstlove again!

Happy national firstlove day, because you are the first male I loved !

by J@mi3 July 30, 2019

National Naomi Day

A day where all the crackheads come together & celebrate the birth of Naomi Collins.

“Aye nigga, you celebrating National Naomi day?”

by Ndnshahshhaananah April 30, 2020

National Martin Day

- February 18th
- The day to celebrate all the Martins in your life
- Treat them extra special on this day!

e.g. Sally: “Martin is acting especially weird today, what’s his problem?

John: “Oh, you forgot that it was National Martin Day and now he’s sad!”

Sally: “That’s such an important holiday, how could i forget?

by martinsgirl4 February 18, 2021