by Hotbabe26 November 16, 2016
Get the momma g mug.The coolest girl. Puts a smile on everyone around her and keeps the positive energy in the air flowing. That beautiful smile and beautiful personality makes everyone jealous that they live their daily life without her. She’s honest and will always give you the hard truth, the best guidance. Anyone who calls her their best friend will constantly brag about. Especially nik.
by Nklscttn October 1, 2023
Get the Baby Momma Lexi mug.A woman that is so ugly on the inside she radiates negativity and vile words are spoken. Hot because you don't want to touch that personality type. Pink because it's slang for a prostitute and momma is because it's an older woman.
Whoa! When that hot pink momma walks in the room, everyone's blood turns cold.
Lpok at that hot pink momma over there blasting her man for coming home late.
The party was a hit! We all had a great experience, until that hot pink momma arrived.
Lpok at that hot pink momma over there blasting her man for coming home late.
The party was a hit! We all had a great experience, until that hot pink momma arrived.
by Interpret-this July 7, 2024
Get the hot pink momma mug.Jo Momma; an incel's figurative mother; a fake name assigned by a troll to the mother of their male victim's (online) persona, (i.e., LARPers; an incel; a simp; a fellow troll; etc.) used for the soul purpose of trolling, bullying and potentially triggering their target.
'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.
'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.
Jo Momma has amazingly come out of an extended 10 year coma today, after May-Hu-Gee Wang rear-ended and smashed her Mini to smithereens with his semi monster-hybrid . It's believed that Jo Momma was still inexperienced handling stick at the time, and instead pulling off, had further backed up into May-Hu-Gee Wang's heavy oncoming load. Equipped for deep-drill fracking, the weight and ton of May Wang's disproportionately massive sized rig, ferociously rammed head first into the compact back-boot of Jo Momma's comparatively tiny dinky. May Wang's colossal LXXX-footer plowed into Jo Momma with such intense velocity, that the entire length of her soft interior velour velvet covering, had been reduced to nothing more than a fist-sized pinkish clump of crumpled rag, stuffed into furious flurry all the way up her, likewise emaciated, glovebox compartment. Taking the full-force of May Wang's humongous haul had all but flattened her lovely lady ride into a generous portion of stacked pancakes , smeared with more than a generous, extra-large dolloping of brown syrup. One could say it was a mouthwatering brunch, but only for the jaws of life, who hungrily dug into what was once Jo Momma's comfortable warm Cooper, but had become her trap... banged-up & mangled beyond recognition... yet still glistening with lustrous galore from the wet downpour that had come down in and the , that fateful day Hershey's highway, route 69.
by gruz_the_ugh November 4, 2022
Get the jo momma mug.Female who financially supports a man older than her that is 100% celibate with her only. So instead of the popular term "sugar momma" it's "Mula" because she ain't getting no sugar
by Zanican Skywalker January 31, 2020
Get the Mula Momma mug.An afro-american female who weighs in excess of 450 lbs. and usually resides in oakland, california.
by IRISH STUD July 21, 2013
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