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performance management

Performance management is the supervision and oversight of employees, departments, and organizations with the objective of seeing that milestones and objectives are reached in an efficient and effective manner.
We've implemented performance management in the call center by setting goals and KPI's for each team member which will be reviewed as part of their appraisal process.
by SirCarboy January 16, 2019
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Teflon management

The procedure most levels of management endure at an off site meetings. In atition, they learn to loudly yet privately critizise a coworker, and excell at accepting alll the kudo's for others work, that made them look good.
Strangely these empty paychecks are also immune to productivity dowsizing.
Hey did you see Macco turn and dress down Rob at that the quarterly meeting? Yes, so did the whol esection, but Macco got one hell of an attaboy from the CIO.
Funny yhink is that Macco's name was in like 24pt font in the program. Wht's up wit that.

Damn Tony Soprano should havd had been so luckyo hsv had a teflon management class!
by krewer May 24, 2009
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Thanks, management

A phrase said when trying to imply superiority over someone while still saying thank you. This is derived from the announcements made by store managers. Usually, the announcement would be written on paper with the phrase "thanks, management" at the bottom.

"Our bathroom is out of service. We apologize for the inconvenience. Thanks, management"
Ordinary Guy: *talking non-stop*

Superior Guy: "Can you stop talking? Thanks, management
by meedox April 19, 2021
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Manager

I don’t know where to start but how about here you so sexy in every way. The way you controlling everything moving is SOo0oO hot. I loved watching you work. You show them how it’s done. We work hard we play hard.

I know we may not communicate well via text but please! Understand I went through dark aileys of depression and I’m just emerging from its shadows. Me being selfless says that’s still no excuse. Sorry to keep you waiting in suspense. I have my reasons. I was withholding my urges because I was under surveillance by 5-oh. (Ef all them hating ass b*tches Seriously F them. They ruined it for us. Bunch of crabs in a barrel. Internalized racism and misogynists. Tried to get rid of me. They don’t know nothing about love. Real love. Them petty b*tches always with the drama. Don’t know how to speak up or boss up. Only causing hostility and a disservice. Nobody defended me. They all turned against me. Between those m-rats & golden retrievers Idk what’s worse a bitch or a snitch. It’s Boss & HBIC here to run tings. They thought they’d take the cake and eat it too huh? tuh. They were all rat-at-ta-tas & lazy bones. The hustle has always been sold separately. I’m sorry to say this but thank god for the pandemic it cancelled a lot of them.) I’LL LOVE YOU UNTIL THE END OF TIME
Niecka: wherever you are there I am
Boss: I LOVE YOU

Niecka: I LOVE YOU MORE. TO THE MOON AND BACK!!! FOREVER AND ALWAYS WILL BE MY ONE AND ONLY. My confidant. My security blanket. My other half.

Boss: I want you to have my last name. Will you marry me? I wanna manager you
Niecka: Yes (papi)*cry’s painfully and hysterically*

Niecka: I can’t do this without you.
by Comeback2meLoVeMeNoW April 20, 2021
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Friend Management

The act of coordinating who you invite to hang out with when you have multiple circles of friends with varying personalities that often clash, or individuals within the groups have beef with each other.
Ben wants to hang out tonight, but I'm going to Katelin's party and they don't get along. While I love both of them, I'll have to use my friend management skills to prevent drama from erupting.
by aswimmer23 April 24, 2015
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Ryder Managed

Bro, that's now a Ryder Managed lane...YOU'RE FUCKED!
by Capt. Kilgore August 2, 2019
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