Soldier: Good morning, Sergeant Major.
Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?
Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.
Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?
Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?
Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.
Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?
by AragornElessar February 8, 2024

by JaxonWaxonTaxon July 26, 2016

Male name. Meaning: Strong Male Name of African American Decent.
Major is the best type of human. His smile would give you butterflies. He's a hard worker and loves his family and girlfriend. He is impulsive at times, but when he takes time to think things through he can make magic happen. You could get lost in this Mans eyes and lips. He enjoys spending time in the group chat with the homies, which can lead to mischief at times. Often Major is happy go lucky, but can get sad every now and then too. Major would do anything for you, but you should never take advantage of him. He requires love and affection. Major tends to lock up his feelings, but when you open him up a bit they can show you a ridiculous love like no other. He is the kind of man you'd want to fall in love with.
Major is the best type of human. His smile would give you butterflies. He's a hard worker and loves his family and girlfriend. He is impulsive at times, but when he takes time to think things through he can make magic happen. You could get lost in this Mans eyes and lips. He enjoys spending time in the group chat with the homies, which can lead to mischief at times. Often Major is happy go lucky, but can get sad every now and then too. Major would do anything for you, but you should never take advantage of him. He requires love and affection. Major tends to lock up his feelings, but when you open him up a bit they can show you a ridiculous love like no other. He is the kind of man you'd want to fall in love with.
I Love Major
by Tulloma November 22, 2021

the song for a mastermind
by Mr ilusion5 June 23, 2020

A decision making tool that can be used to facilitate a prompt time-boxed decision. The majority of the half is 25% or greater in any decision process.
Dan 10/16/2005: Unfortunately, the MajorityOfTheHalf is only applicable to binary decisions.
Dan 10/16/2005: Unfortunately, the MajorityOfTheHalf is only applicable to binary decisions.
To be explicit here's a matrix:
Group Size Majority Of The Half
1 1
2 1
3 1
4 1
5 2
6 2
7 2
8 2
9 3
10 3
Group Size Majority Of The Half
1 1
2 1
3 1
4 1
5 2
6 2
7 2
8 2
9 3
10 3
by Mr T Roll June 25, 2008

by DictionaryGuy5000 February 9, 2019

by SirJet October 1, 2024
