Eat meat loaf

To eat meat loaf doesn't have one definition. It can be referred to about any sexual situation in place of the real term.

That girl really likes to eat meat loaf.
I haven't eaten meat loaf in a few days.
I'll call you later; I am busy eating meat loaf.

by Bean of Doom June 28, 2011

Fools Gold Loaf

A meal or a sandwich (whatever u call it) which consists of a pound of the grape jelly, pound of a peanut butter, one loaf and a thick sliced fried bacon..

Person 1: did u ate the entire Fools Gold Loaf?
Person 2: yes I did!?
Person 1: boy, you're fat!

by DawyM November 12, 2010

Tinch a loaf

Sitting on the hopper in the company bathroom with your iPod, playing games, reading email, and generally avoiding work, all under the guise of taking a dump.

HR rep: "Where's Jeff?" Salesperson: "I think he went to tinch a loaf. He should be back in about 20 minutes."

by theroochy December 9, 2009

Banana walnut loaf

The delicate art of thrusting your penis in a girl's ass while your nuts are inside her vagina.

My friend Mike Banana Walnut Loafed his bitch last night.

by Bardon Williams February 11, 2009

Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter!

A phrase commonly screamed at people who are taking way too much time shitting.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.

Person 1 has been sitting in the bathroom shitting for an hour.
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"

by Mrs. Hankey June 5, 2010

Loaf of Wonder Bread

when you see a bunch of white people in a line at a store or restuarant.

Dude, look at that Loaf of Wonder Bread over at the mcdonalds counter line!!!!

Ya no shit man!!!!

by Sasquatch32560 July 19, 2011

split top cunt loaf

Just another way to say camel toe.

Crystal's bathing suit bottoms were so tight, it looked like she had a split top cunt loaf.

by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009