dandy-lion

A lion in dandyland.

"A dandy-lion is a lion in Dandyland."

by Chenzo23 September 18, 2008

Sea Lion

When after a night of heavy drinking someone crashes and is unable to do anything for at least 12 hours. The easiest way to recognize a Sea Lion is to poke the person and see what happens. If they moan and thrash and bark like a sea creature then fall back asleep they are a Sea Lion. This condition happens most with people of half-ginger descent.

Not even a trident could wake that Sea Lion.

by LaDarren Anderson September 26, 2010

Sea Lion

A sexy, secksy, smexy, smexican beast from Smexico. It is the most virile of all creatures, and the most deadly. It has been known to inseminate thirty-four different types of creatures in the span of fourteen seconds, and proceed to crush each and every one of them with its uberblubber at the same time because they looked at it funny. It also enjoys long crawls on the beach, mauling horseback riders, and it sucks ass at basketball. Often confused with a walrus, due to it's magnificent tusks.

Cocksucker: "Dude get out of the way, there's a sea lion coming through!"

Smegmatr0n: "No, you idiot, that's just a stupid whore walrus."

Sea Lion: "You motherfuckers actually confused me with a walrus? That's alright, it happens all the time.

*Splat*

by Ma3di August 14, 2006

Mountain Lion Repellent

A Mountain Lion Repellent is a naked kristen on a mountain bike.

Oh no, that angry mountain lion wants to attack me. Thank god I have my mountain lion repellent: Kristen naked on a mountain bike.

by mountainlion May 24, 2009

when i was a lion

alright this is an electronica soloist chillen on myspace.com/wheniwasalion
who has amazing beats and lyrics that are just AWESOME! check him out (he even has a free cd up in his blog)

crazy great when i was a lion electronica music that makes u wanna dance with no socks on!!!!

by dino-mw May 1, 2009

pocket lion

a term for a yuppie or snobbish type as a joke of the lower class that has been based on the lion crest often found on polo shirts and near driveways

my friend john just gave his son a porsche for graduation. they are so pocket lion.

by irk March 4, 2008

Young Lion

A slang word for men in the 18-30 age range who seek sex with middle aged women in the 35-55 age range. Can also be called milf hunters and cougar bait. Typically these men seek these women for their strong sex drives, lack of sexual inhibitions, and their dischantment with women in their own age range.

Craig is now in a friends with benefits situation with a hot 42 year old cougar who does yoga after he dumped his whiny 22 year old college girlfriend. He is total young lion.

by YouKnowit2012 September 11, 2016