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Release the Kraken

Insinuating that you're about to drop a mother load of info that will either completely blow your mind, piss someone off, or make someone upset in a regretful way that makes you actually want to open a bottle of Kraken instead.
Example 1: Jenny hears Bertha talking about something scandalous that's making her nervous because she's about to lose something dear to her. Jenny then falls off the wagon unexpectedly, and says, "Sorry Bertha, but I'm about to release the Kraken." Then she tells Bertha about facts she overheard or knows. Bertha then has a sudden heart attack and dies.

Example 2: Jenny and Bertha are having a joint. Bertha mentions something disturbing in the conversation that makes Jenny "Release the Kraken," or in other words, Jenny then loses her mind and wigs the fuck out because she suspected something bad about it for a long time before the conversation.
by BWitched January 8, 2022
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lip smackin krackin

asmr but done bye the massive sea monster too pirates its said to relaxed them before destroying them (in a sexual way) after nice lip smacking asmr it used its beak to make nice sea weed sounds maybe some mukbang who knows?
that lip smackin krackin the foam on the waves is rumored to be his cum if you see it run immediately
by card board coffin April 4, 2022
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RELEASE THE KRAKEN

Welsh Techno collective in Swansea, South Wales,Uk
Release The kraken this weekend in swansea Is going to be epic
by Techno23 September 14, 2022
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