Jacob Cain

The cutest, funniest, most adorable guy you will ever meet. Everyone loves him.

Look at Jacob Cain! He's soooo dreamy!

by thathotartsychick April 8, 2015

Jacob Bixenman

Jacob Bixenman is the worlds most caring, outspoken, beautiful human being in the world. Best known for modeling and being Troye Sivan’s boyfriend, he has 600k on instagram and it just keeps on growing. Jacob is a huge inspiration to so many people, and has helped in mine and i’m sure many others lives more than he knows. In conclusion he is the cutest, goofiest, smartest person that has ever come to be and is to be protected at all costs.

Person A: hey, did you listen to jacob bixenman’s unspoken podcast?
Person B: yeah, i cried six times his words are so fucking powerful.

Person A: hey did you listen to jacob bixenman’s unspoken podcast?

Person B: yeah i cried like six times his words are so fucking powerful.

by idkx1000 May 5, 2019

Jacob Jerky

The dry skin that peels off when you have sunburn.

Teacher: Have you ever had sunburn so bad your skin starts peeling?
Jacob: (raises hand) Jacob Jerky

by AshMaster5000 March 2, 2023

Chucking a Jacob

When a friend of yours (usually one with a fast metabolism) eats an extremely unhealthy meal (eg. a pounder burger from McDonalds) then proceeds to destroy your' bathroom toilet with the result of their efforts.

Aww man, im totally chucking a Jacob in Tom's toilet! He's gonna be pissed!

by Mr. Butane March 23, 2010

jacobs ladder

Several piercings down the length of the shaft of the penis.

8=:=:=:=D

You can see the three piercings making up the Jacobs Ladder.
There are often more.

by Jethrob May 8, 2008

Jacob Day

A tall, funny, cool cutie patootie with beautiful eyes and a smile that’ll make your heart melt <3

Jacob Day is awesome and so cool 😎

by Person who watches tiktok June 7, 2022

Jacob Starnes

huge penis ass nigga who fucks EVERY FUCKING WOMAN he sees

Nerissa-OH HELL YEAH JACOB STARNES FUCK ME

by Jacob_Lover420 June 6, 2020