Government

An institution that claims to protect your rights while giving authority to those who have no right to have any authority who will inevitably trample on your rights

Person A: Bro the government is shooting dogs and burning children cause some guy named David is practicing his right to religion.
Person B: Well that's typical government for you

by James "Papa" Hetfield July 29, 2022

Government

A corporate entity, like the one that owns the buildings people live in, work in, shop in, dine in, play in, the doctor's offices they go to, and so on.

People ended up giving the government what the government felt like they deserved.

by Solid Mantis January 26, 2021

Government Shutdown

Oh hey, would you look at that? They're taking another vacation! Fantastic! I'll just sit here and let the infection continue to eat away at my brainz and then you just fuck off into the night and do whatever, right?

Hym "Ho! That is not a surprise at all. There was never a 'Well maybe we won't shut it down if so-and-so does whatever.' No. The government shutdown was always going to happen. They are going to do to the rest of you what they are doing to me and what they have been doing at those town halls. Walk away from you as you're talking to them. Go to their homes. Pull up the shutters. And wait it out. Wait for you to tire yourselves out. They are going to come back later with 'Alright guys we did it. We did the deal-contract and now we can get back to talking about UFOs. FuUuUuck me! No I'll just sit here though. Don't mind me."

by Hym Iam October 1, 2025

Government Sugar Baby

One who is capable physically of completing a job but rather chooses to sit at home and leach checks from the government.

Dave is such a “government sugar baby”, he needs to get off his ass and get a job.

by Rob144 September 13, 2022

Pulling a government

Saying something even worse then what actually happened (still usually bad but not necessarily) to subvert expectations and make someone less upset about the second thing.

Person A: "I accidentally scratched your car."

Person B: "What!?! How bad is it?!"

Person A: "Actually, I just scraped your side mirror, but it should be fine. I was just pulling a government to subvert your expectations.”

by Pipicidal May 6, 2024