gooch knuckle

A move which consists of wrestlers sticking their fingers up peoples butts to win their matches.

Wrestler A: I’m so glad I won.

Coach: How did you end up winning?

Wrestler A: I used the gooch knuckle and he completely gave up.

by amnbitch July 18, 2021

Gooch Gunk

A paste type of waste that accumulates between the ole brown eye and scrotum. Usually found in males ages 18-45 and after a long days work. Also see: All day dick.

Dude, Joel got into my car after work and all I could smell was his Gooch Gunk. He even left a snail trail, when he got out.

by Dead Boar Customs January 16, 2020

poopy gooch

When some one poops a very wet messy poop and then wipes towards the front ie. The gooch.

Also could describe when a man steps in smelly dog shit while wearing his Gucci loafers.

Ew. That guy just tracked dog shit all over the house with his poopy gooch.

by GoobeyWoob October 20, 2017

year gooch

The days between Christmas and New Years.

The year gooch is the best time of year.

by Francist January 27, 2010

Quandarious Gooch

Arrested for unlawful use of Shnuckles

Brodie fr got hit with a Quandarious Gooch

by cookiepack May 10, 2022

Gooch Lift

An attack in which the attacker begins by sneaking up behind the victim to prepare for the strike, for it must be efficient and swift. The attacker proceeds to maneuver their arm quickly through the victims legs, around the gooch, while lifting up. When performed properly, the gooch lift will leave the victim in the air and embarrassed as their shit is crushed between the attacker's arm and their gooch. Often causes clenching to occur.

The children in the class room laughed, as they saw a fellow lad left defenseless in the air as he was being gooch lifted

by Extreme Dicktator March 12, 2010

gooch hoof

The worst form of physical punishment known to humankind. When the toes of the foot (preferably with shoes) are thrust into the gooch with maximum force, so hard that the victim gains airtime.

Andrew: hey antony should we gooch hoof ryan?
Antony: you know it.
Ryan: *fucking dies*
Andrew: good ol' gooch hoofing.

by andyboi69 June 6, 2018