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Kobe's dozen

Thirty, typically used in the context of a basketball player scoring 30 points in a game as Kobe often does.
Chris: Did you watch the Celtics game last night?

Jared: Yeah Paul Pierce dropped a Kobe's dozen again!
by ccm November 13, 2012
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Kobe's Helicopter Tour

When a girl gives you a hand job where she moves your dick around in motions as if it was a joystick or a stick in a car/helicopter
Yo my girl gave me a Kobe's Helicopter Tour last night bro it was awful she was grabbing my dick around like it was a PS4 joystick.
by Flxke January 20, 2021
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Kobe

Aye bruh you hear dat nigga kobe die? life crazy bro u ca looz yo life ina harbeat nigga” “damn nigga dat waz sum wise shi”
by Lenny Lyncher January 28, 2020
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Kobe

That pretty motha-fucka
Aye there go kobe
by ¿‽? June 23, 2023
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Kobe

Kobe was the greatest of all time meaning he was the GOAT
by For Kobe24 February 19, 2020
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kobe

A niggas that lies so much and they just can’t help it and they are a high school drop out and they also cheat on every girl they ever had and they just fuck anything that walks and is dirty asf also kobe’s have no respect for any female in there life it’s giving gay tbh… kobe’s are gay also hits on women❤️
# communitydick #bum #kobe
by they love kayla April 4, 2022
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Cockblocked by Kobe

When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.
Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018
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