Flumpy

used by a legendary trickster, flumpy is a curse to make sure your opponent laughs forever. otherwise its just a really fucking funny word

#1: FLUMPY!
#2: AAAAAHHHHH-

by Some Fuckin' Idiot April 30, 2022

flumptumptuous

something amazing of magnificence to the highest degree

jack is so flumptumptuous, i love him!!

by lolzz131313 May 27, 2022

flumpilicious

When your partner does a lot of flumps but is still delicious

I love you babe you're flumpilicious

by BigSi16 May 28, 2022

Flumping

To attempt human reproduction via a series of poorly co-ordinated physical movements.

Another word for sex, but clumsy.

Sam: "Ugh I couldn't sleep"
Mortimer: "Why's that?"

Sam: "We have thin walls man. I could hear you flumping that librarian all night."

College Bro: "Your mom's a baddie. I'd love to flump her."

by flumpmeister flex July 25, 2022

flumplesteeple

it means then

go on flumplesteeple

by chucklnuts October 25, 2022

Flumpcin

A girl on top having sex while the man is pooping

I'm busy getting a flumpcin

by Tbost April 1, 2023

Flumper

A lazy, middle aged, married woman who's lost all interest in her chosen role in life. Generally, souless, selfish, always with flapjack or Orangutan titties...also said to have a head shaped like a shank portion ham. Infrequent showering, missing front teeth, Stringy toes , floppy loosness around her body are some tell tale signs that you may have got you a flumper as a wife. Beware and prepare! Your Flumper could be on the verge of going apeshit and fuck up your enire life and family.

Would you please get the fuck up ,ya fuckin fumper, and throw all these piss diapers away? Goddam it! Goddam it!

Go ahead Flumper...put these novelty deer antlers and see if there are hunters in the meadow.

After the. Plan crashed, the only thing that keep me alive that night was the warmth from the inside of my poor departed Flumper. She was bug enough to save me and her sister.

by D.J. ChimChimBalls April 12, 2023