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The feelings card

A dialectic counterattack, primarily used by females when arguing with their male counterparts, in which some or all statements previously made in the conversation are retroactively labeled "feelings". This Jiu-Jitsu inspired verbal maneuver thus renders all valid points and rebuttals made by the victim moot, nay less than moot, in fact all those rebuttals have now been turned into an unprompted offensive attack. And in argument, it is the attacker who "loses" the match.
Mark: So my girl told me that I was asshole because I forgot our first anniversary yesterday. I pulled out the concert ticket from our first date which proved our anniversary is next week and said she was being rude. Then she pulled the feelings card on me, she said that regardless of when our anniversary really is, she still felt forgotten and felt like i was an asshole, and now i was a double asshole for calling her rude and stomping on her when she was already hurt. FML!
by mckwistonator July 20, 2012
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copping the feels

Yo I'm so copping the feels for her
by Feunix Jones Smith May 19, 2017
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Watch the feel

at the point of exhaustion during physical exercise when you can only ensure the correct muscle is engaged is to Watch the Feel
Jamie once again took lee to the limit and he became sloppy, Jamie urged Lee to Watch the feel to get his posture and performance back up
by The defizzler March 17, 2019
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Feel Lathamed

this is when you lack the energy to do anything or you feel weird
by bIG ALADJKJJJ September 17, 2020
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feeling fingered

When you are feeling beyond tired, fully drained and worn out, when your body is aching all over and your just completely fucked.
- I'm feeling fingered after lastnights efforts at work..!
- Been moving furniture all day and I'm feeling fingered now, so I'm going to bed.

- Bo: "How you going Andy"
Andy: "I'm feeling fucking fingered hey"
- When you can't do something anymore cos ur feeling fingered.
by Pinkmyryd June 6, 2021
mugGet the feeling fingeredmug.

feel the pinch

something you tell your sex partner when u squeeze her tits.
person 1: do u feel the pinch?
person 2: fuck yeah!
by nobody else here May 28, 2017
mugGet the feel the pinchmug.

vanny feel

a form of masturbation, when you stick your finger up your vanny and wiggle it around then take it back out and lick your finger.
woman: tonight ill be doing some vanny feeling while eating my uber eats
by grcfhvjklthrcjnrihfvj8nhvfhntu December 29, 2020
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