Beware, this game is actual cancer. If you try to go against a John Wick in a building battle, there is a 99% percent chance he will kill you with a 360 pump headshot and do the "L dance", as he savors the W. Tilted Towers, where you can feel the sweat every single step you take. Default skins so far are the gods of this game. If you see a Default skin walking across, feel some sympathy for the default. Just to let you know, they have feelings too. V-Bucks are pretty much impossible to get unless you steal your mum's credit card. Well, good luck on Fortnite. I have nothing else to say.
"Hey, where we dropping in Fortnite?"
"Where is my chug jug in Fortnite?"
"AYE TRE WHEN WE HOPPIN ON FORTNITE?"
"Ninja just killed me in Fortnite."
"Where is my chug jug in Fortnite?"
"AYE TRE WHEN WE HOPPIN ON FORTNITE?"
"Ninja just killed me in Fortnite."
by HowToEatPizza101 May 10, 2018
by mi mum June 26, 2019
A stupid but very addicting game. It is already beginning to die down so nobody PLAYS IT with me at least :(
Guy 1:Hey dude wanna play some Fortnite?
Guy 2:No it's wayyyy toooo dead.
Guy 3:WAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(
Guy 2:No it's wayyyy toooo dead.
Guy 3:WAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(
by ClumsyGril November 07, 2018
The most contagious disease since the Spanish Flu in the 20s. Another thing in common with the Flu and the Plague is that it's highly contagious.
FORTNITE FAX:
-Noone gives a fuck about your wins;
-Noone gives a fuck about your wins;
-Yes, we know you're a virgin.
FORTNITE FAX:
-Noone gives a fuck about your wins;
-Noone gives a fuck about your wins;
-Yes, we know you're a virgin.
Quavo: Mayn stop playin that shitty ass game Fortnight or Fortyfive or whatever tf it's called 💀
Timmy: No way sir Fortnite is Lyf XD random lulz
Timmy: No way sir Fortnite is Lyf XD random lulz
by YH8 January 22, 2019
by Magicmt April 22, 2018
OMG HAVE YOU PLAYED FORTNITE, ITS SO AWESOME, I LOVE FORTNITE I LOVE FORTNITE I LOVE FORTNITE I LOVE FORTNITE I LOVE FORTNITE I LOVE FORTNITE I LOVE FORTNITE
by A wholesome man December 24, 2018
by Milf 69 July 01, 2018