Fortnite

That dumb overrated game Ali-A plays

Friend: wanna play fortnite
Me:you mean that dumb overrated game Ali-A plays? I’d rather do something use with my time. Or at least play something fun.
Friend: I didn’t hear you where we dropping?

by buckwindow July 5, 2018

Fortnite

the only way to regain your virginity and lose your girlfriend in one day

i played fortnite and regained my virginity

by Derp lion July 5, 2018

Fortnite

fortnite is trash

Fortnite is a game commonly played by broke people, Virgins, And people who don’t have a life, They will never get a girlfriend.

by ToasterCar July 6, 2018

Fortnite

A game that will separate you from your family and make you waste your life looking at a screen

I lost my kids friends and job playing fortnite

by gba 55 July 8, 2018

Fortnite

An addictive game that is also the reason your children are failing school.

Johnny stop playing Fortnite and get your grades up!

by Drsquidward July 10, 2018

Fortnite

Fortnite is a popular game umos't extroverts and virgins alike. People who like Fortnite aren't bad people but they usually are very annoying and you find them very difficult to hang around because they only talk about Fortnite. All Fortnite players are virgins. If one of your friends every posts a Fortnite win on his story, you can tell him he just added an extra 14 years of virginity (at least).

Introverts who play Fortnite (Although rare) are completely enjoyable people and one that you hope to become friends with someday. When playing with an introvert, s/he wont ever get mad at you because s/he is too afraid that they'll hurt your feelings, and introverts will never do that.

Guy 1: Hey man do you play Fortnite?
Guy 2: Umm... No.
Guy 1: DUDE YOU TOTALLY SHOULD IT'SLIKETHEBESTGAMEEVER,LIKEIGOTAVICTORYROYALEACOUPLEDAYSAGO
Guy 2: *Shoots himself*

Guy 3 (Introvert): *Mentions Fortnite*
Guy 4: Hey man we should totally play sometime
Guy 3: Uh... Sure.
Guy 4 and Guy 3 are now bros for life (or for however long Fortnite stays popular).

by Orange pants guy July 12, 2018

Fortnite

ugly as* nigg*s wit no life play this game. Fortnite is also hella gay fam.

u play fortnite? -naw fam i have something called testicles.

by homo sapien nigg* July 12, 2018