doomer

A Doomer is any person, of any age or gender, who has studied the handwriting on the wall about what is happening on this planet, to arrive at the obvious conclusion that global industrial civilization, humanity, and all the Earthlings we share this collapsing planet with are utterly, irrevocably fucked. A Doomer has abandoned all hope -- with all its attendant forms of hopium and apocaloptimism -- that the situation will do anything other than continue to deteriorate. A Doomer is a rare breed of human who can handle the Truth that there is nothing that anybody, on any level, from individuals to the United Nations, will ever be able to do a damn thing to change the dystopic future awaiting us all. A Doomer dedicates his life to figuring out how to live the rest of what is left of his or her existence with this knowledge.

Wow, that dude really gets it what is going down on this planet. He is a true Doomer.

by Hambone Littletail July 27, 2022

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dooderdude

A very gay man

Hey it’s a dooderdude

by Jackwall August 17, 2022

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Dooter

An Asshole, Butt hole, Rectal entrance, Stink maker, Fartbox, Back door etc.

Wow, she really just shoved that up her Dooter!

by Sworn91 November 27, 2022

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Doober

Adj; generally used to describe someone as "goofy".

another word for "goober"

Hey Dude look at that Doober over there

by BlancCat December 12, 2022

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Dooter

A name that a person is called when it is their birthday. Their name is appropriately ‘Dooter’ on the day of their birthday, then it changes back to their normal name on the next day.

It is Terence’s birthday today, and his name will be ‘Dooter’ for the day.

by Urbanmusicdefs January 11, 2023

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