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Small Deal

A small deal is the opposite of a big deal. A small deal is something with nothing in comparison to anything else in the world except other small deals. You can recognize a small deal if you call them a small deal and they start to complain or cry or something like that. If you do call them a small deal make sure you are a big deal and not a small deal yourself.
Man 1: "Man that girl Makayla is such a freakin small deal!"

Man 2: "Yes, I know, good thing we are big deals or else I would have to kill myself"

Makayla: "Hey guys!"

Man 1: "Get out of here you small deal!"

Man 2: "Yeah!"

Makayla: *goes off and cries*
by OmegaCupcake March 26, 2010
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devaluation

(n.) A sudden drop in price due to the decision of a superior. Not to be confused with depreciation.
The dollar took another devaluation against the pound and euro today. Pretty soon it'll be back to 1950's standards and we can buy shit in cheaply.
by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004
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dealion

like a way of saying 'what's hapening'
'ay, blud,what's the dealion'
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Deal with that

The phrase used when a situation arises that you cannot see a logical conclusion to and you delegate another to take care of it.
There's three guys trying to use your house for a party, Ivan, completely drunk, leaves the door open and walks away from them, passing Steve, saying "deal with that"
by Mr Mixalot June 15, 2010
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Faux-Deal

A deal (usually offered by a cable company, or a big box store) that initially may seem beneficial to the buyer, but on further examination, it is realized that the deal really only benefits the seller and the buyer gains nothing.
The most blatant example is a cellphone company offering a brand new cellphone at no price and then price gouging you for months and years to come for the service.

A classic Best Buy/Future Shop Faux-Deal is attempting to offer you an extended warranty for free instead of lower the price of the actual big ticket item in question. Because chances are you won't need the warranty, and you'll walk away paying full price for the item thinking you are a savvy buyer.

A classic internet provider trick will be offering the modem for free when you sign up for their service. Well no effing duh, without the modem there's no way you can get their over-rated price gouging internet connection.
by spektralX May 6, 2009
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