David is a b*tch
by Goodbyepoo April 1, 2019

David is a fatass Asian and mexican who plays Fortnite all day and says he has a girlfriend but any time he meets a new girl says thats his Girlfriend.
I wished David would leave me alone.
by ARI didsngteruyt September 18, 2018

david is that on friend who begs for everything, he is an ungrateful bitch ass nigga and he failed a grade and wants to fight people half his size and still lose to somebody who fought in grass with socks david is a snitch who nobody wants them to be around
by SGS.SPURK March 27, 2020

David is a word you used to talk to someone with a person named John. He really likes when people call him David and are very glad now :)) but who is David I don't know you but you are David 2.0
by EWNA November 3, 2020

A guy who gets late to uni even though he only lives up the road (roughly 5 mins). He plays fortnite all day, with all those sweaty wins.
by Unknown_object October 22, 2018


The name of a very gay man. Loves men, and only men. Known for stealing men from women due to sheer masculine power, and his over-sized fanny pack. Likes to wear beanies because he is insecure about his hair. Switched to men cause he can't get girls.
by DAVIDBLOVER445 November 27, 2019
