captain cupcake 

a pussy whiped bitch that follows his girl friend around all day trying to suck on her pussy lips they are usually named justin and have pooter cheese stuck to there lips

did you see captain cupcake running around last night he forgot to wipe off that pooter cheese from his lips

captain cupcake by the pooter parrot September 13, 2011

Stale Cupcake

The game involving a group of male friends jerking-off in a circle with a cupcake in the center of them. The last person to finish has to eat said cupcake.

Me: Hey you guys do you want to play a friendly game of stale cupcake?
Friends: Yeah sure that sounds really fun! Last one done is a homosexual!

Stale Cupcake by Dr. Cupcake October 21, 2012

Suck It Up Cupcake 

A Type Of Wine Named Cupcake

Cupcake is a very good wine, suck it up cupcake

Suck It Up Cupcake by Grefties January 9, 2020

cupcake 

A person who is extremely flirtatious with another.

That man Jordan is always on that girl, he's such a cupcake.

cupcake by Adam24 July 30, 2008

cupcake 

the action of wafting a fart into someones face.

guy 1:hey dude,want a cupcake?

guy 2:shure.

guy 1:*farts and blows it in his face*

guy 1:tasty huh?

cupcake by mkmastermind13 August 19, 2010

Cupcake 

The act of farting in to your hand then bringing it up and offering it to somebody's nose.

The process must always be finished by repeating the name of the act outloud- "CUPCAKE!"

Robert guffed in to his hand and then offered it up to Duncans nose in the form of a cupcake

Cupcake by Bobbybeaver April 30, 2011

Boston Cupcake 

An act of sex so despicable, that to merely describe it is punishable by Boston Cupcake.

I told her what a Boston Cupcake was, then three guys appeared out of nowhere with a frozen garden hose and some Celine Dion CD's and gave me a Boston Cupcake.

Boston Cupcake by Keeleon April 4, 2010