Cuber

A Cuber is someone who is seemingly always doing or saying something stupid, and makes no effort to avoid doing these things.

"I heard Adrian accidentally flushed his phone down the toilet, what a Cuber"

by Salt_For_Salt February 23, 2020

Cubish

Of Cuban and Isish (Polish and English work too) Background. May cause severe Drunkeness, Big Butts, Taste for fine cigars, Dictatorship, and more drinking. In the case of a male, They are refered to as PIMPS, in females, just hott as hell. In other words, Cubish is the shit.

Person One: "Your Cuban?! You look Irish!"
Person Two: "Yeah, Im Cubish Motherfucker!!!"

by Matty Acti0n December 28, 2005

Boobix Cube

It's like a rubix cube, except it's round and has a nipple.

Check out my new boobix cube

by Geraldo at Large March 31, 2009

chicago cubs

The Chicago Cubs are the single most loser organization in the history of sports. I talk not only about the numbers but the quality of talent and fan base. The tradition is losing. For a country that is largely made up of losers and those who have never won anything in life it is easy to see why there is so many Cubs fans. It is sad that people, grown ups teach their children it is acceptable to root for a team that time and time again embarrass' it's city. The Chicago Cubs play at the worst field left in the majors. It is in the heart of boystown in Chicago, IL. This may explain the sheer number of homosexuals who frequent the games. Cubs fan are not real sports fan and they do not care for the game itself. Being a Cubs fan is a NOVELTY. the Cubs are a novelty act that is more of a show going on while there is a drunken homosexual party in the stand. For a person to call themselves a Cubs fan they admit that they are,

1) Gay,

2) A Loser,

3) is a phoney,

4) a drunk,

5) has a small loser shaped penis,

OR

6) an unhealthy combination of 1-5.

So there you have it. That is the true definition of the Chicago Cubs.

1908-2012 "chicago cubs lose again... like it ever matter, we are here for the forced entry"
2012 numbers dont lie

by thetruthisheretosaveyou July 19, 2012

Cube

Cube, like Ice Cube.

With NWA, War and Peace etc.

by Diego November 5, 2003

Chicago Cubs

Chicago's "other" baseball team. Vastly overshadowed by their archrivals the Chicago white sox. Have not won a world series in ages and its likely that they never will

Chicago Cubs are to white sox in Chicago as mets are to Yankees in new york

by Ghac October 13, 2011

CUBS

An acronym for "Completely Useless By September" which describes the Chicago Cubs for the past century or so. The Cubs often claim to be cursed, but most know it is just an excuse for failure.

The Cubs blew in again.

by J.Z. July 3, 2005