snore blindness

The inability of someone to hear their own snoring.
I could barely sleep last night because Ken has snore blindness and he kept me up all night!
by Wpojkw@gmail.com January 16, 2018
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Blind Canadian

When you put your dick in a glory hole and it’s just a bottle of maple syrup on the other side.
To take his mind off the great evil roaming the land, Kevin decided to treat himself to a blind Canadian.
by Ignacioa33 November 15, 2018
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Tear-blind

tear-blind is when you cry so much all the tears in your eye makes it hard for you to see and you technically go blind from your own tears
Person 1:Bro I cried so much I can’t see no more
Person 2:What?
Person 1:I went tear-blind
by Bigtoez July 26, 2019
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Blind as Bickers

When a person is in their mid forties and refuses to accept they are blind. Particularly, they think they only need reading glasses whilst in reality, they are blind as fuck and should wear tartan or leopard glasses at all times.
Look at the nick of him trying to read that recipe. He’s as blind as Bickers.
by Elvis Cole April 02, 2018
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Stores Blindness

The inability to find equipment in a store despite your best efforts and searching, can bring about the shakes, tremmors, shaking of the head in a side to side motion, sleep loss, withdrawl from society, partial incontinence
I have been looking so long i think i have stores blindness
by Mad Phil November 13, 2011
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cellphone blindness

A condition where the person is compulsively staring at their phone no matter the situation. They are completely oblivious to the outside world (hence "blindness"). These people are extremely annoying to their surroundings (especially when they are doing the ol' text 'n walk), and while doing so can put themselves and others in danger.
If you have cellphone blindness often, get help because you may be a cellphone addict.
by ManMan36 May 17, 2016
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App Blind

Temporarily unable to find an app in a large grid of apps on a phone or tablet.
Oh goodness, I'm app blind, I can't find that app and I know it's here somewhere.
by Jon & Kevin September 16, 2020
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