mini blind

when a facial goes wrong and hits a girl in the eye!

my gf is scared of getting mini blinds!

by ur dumb November 29, 2004

anime blind

when you confuse one anime with another

is that naruto no it's dbz you are anime blind

by aeiou23 May 8, 2019

Sneaky Blind

When you get torque! or sniped blind in the head in gears of war.

(Marrru) Let me get torch! so i can sneaky blind him.

by SneakyB January 22, 2010

Blind Elephant

A body lifting kick in the nuts from behind. To sneak up behind someone who is standing with their legs slightly open and kick them in the nuts from behind.

Person 1: You owe me $100
Person 2: Yeah i'll pay you next week...
Person 1: No pay me today or i'll blind elephant kick you right in the nuts when you least suspect it.
Person 2: OK lets got to the bank.
RESOLVED.

by koala11111111 March 7, 2011

cellphone blindness

A condition where the person is compulsively staring at their phone no matter the situation. They are completely oblivious to the outside world (hence "blindness"). These people are extremely annoying to their surroundings (especially when they are doing the ol' text 'n walk), and while doing so can put themselves and others in danger.

If you have cellphone blindness often, get help because you may be a cellphone addict.

by ManMan36 May 16, 2016

App Blind

Temporarily unable to find an app in a large grid of apps on a phone or tablet.

Oh goodness, I'm app blind, I can't find that app and I know it's here somewhere.

by Jon & Kevin September 16, 2020

Blind Canadian

When you put your dick in a glory hole and it’s just a bottle of maple syrup on the other side.

To take his mind off the great evil roaming the land, Kevin decided to treat himself to a blind Canadian.

by Ignacioa33 November 14, 2018