Baseball Alley Oop

Performed standing or lying on ones back as a male. You start masturbating with tissues next to you. Then you cum. As it's flying through the air you grab a tissue and try to catch it on the way down. Extra points if you use the same hand you were masturbating with. Extra points if you leave out the tissues and catch it in yours/a loved ones mouth.

Me: I'm bored of normal masturbating
Friend: You should try the Baseball Alley Oop

by weird sex scenarios December 3, 2019

Baseball

Baseball is a sport played by pussys that can’t play a real sport. In baseball you sit around in your little dug out Aka hiding place wait for your turn to hit a ball and while doing that eat random unhealthy snacks.

Baseball player: hey Jordan did you grab the PlayStation it’s gonna be awhile

Friend: yeah wanna play some Fortnite

by Weeertttyy November 1, 2019

baseball, huh?

that makes sense, that follows, obviously

The punch line of an al jokes youtube short, where one of the characters explains the meaning of "that tracks" and the other takes it as the definition of "baseball, huh?"

A: My brother got in a car accident, apparently someone hit him in the parking lot
B: Who hit him?
A: An elderly Asian lady
B: Baseball, huh?

by CrimsonScribe March 30, 2025

baseball hoodie

Socal’s Sundevils famous for the Macho man always wearing a hoodie underneath his baseball jersey no matter the weather hot or cold one must always wear the hoodie

We’re winning today macho man wore the baseball hoodie

by Baseball hoodie July 13, 2022

14" baseball-bat ho

the most common use for a sloppy second bitch

dont you dare use my backyard or youll go from a batcave to a 14" baseball-bat ho

by Cody5050 January 27, 2021

Baseball beers

Types of beers found at a sporting event. Typically in larger quantities than a normal 12 oz.

Hey can you pickup some baseball beers on the way?

Baseball beers?

Yeah the tall michelobs.

by jake_s69 April 11, 2021

Uber Baseball

Uber Baseball, some times refered to as /b/ (// being 'U'), is a game played by boys starting around the age of 13 and lasting anywhere from 16+. As you might have guessed, it is a sexual game played by oneself. For those of you who are dense, Im talking about wanking. You can guess where baseball comes in, that bat acting as your penis ofc, but where does Uber come from? Well, from the early age that the game is played, kids usually dont know what they are doing yet. Uber comes from the act of the 13 year old vigorously and vicariously pumping his stick because it feels great and he doesnt know that playing to 'Uber' could potentially cause a bleed not to mention be very sore after the game.

Hey guys! I found this awesome new game last night called Uber Baseball! Its a really cool game but it makes you really sore afterwards.

Oh i remember when i first played that game! My big bro told me its easier to hit the ball if you lube your bat up before the big game!

by Suomynona Nona April 13, 2011