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Barnett

A three in one two timer who distributes his time equally between rampant drug usage and deviant sexual encounters. Lives in the past and PISSES on floors to mark territory and establish dominance. Lies for entertainment purposes.
That Barnett has wasted more time fishing but he must be a goldfish himself because he does the same shit every day. A rerun.
by Dailgailgog November 3, 2019
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baglet

K: tf is a baglet?

S: Cum Bagel
by SkraaYeet March 18, 2020
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Barrett

A liberal white college student who uses their privilege to call everyone racist and silence the voices of minority conservatives and poc’s with non liberal opinions.
Pretty sure Candace Owens is a racist, Barrett told me so.

I think Barrett knows more about the black experience than a black conservative, he minored in African studies.

Watch out for all of the Barrett’s protesting the BLEXIT event.
by CocoPuffed May 14, 2020
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barrett

Derived from the collectively gen-z hated joke of a woman, Amy Coney Barrett, a barrett describes a comedically stupid individual.
Person 1: Did you see that kid that told a Native American to go back to her country?
Person 2: Yeah he's an ugly ass barrett, just like his mother
by swimchunky October 28, 2020
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Ballet

A sport that everybody who is not a dancer thinks it’s easy and not really a sport when really it is like 1000x harder than football (I know this cuz I’ve played with my friends who are boys) and leave your legs feeling numb and your hips super fucking sore
Non-dancer: “Ballet is like the easiest thing ever.”
Dancer: “ oh really? Try taking a class with me.
by Cookiedoughgaaaaah November 4, 2020
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Barrett Moment

Any dialog that relates to the Air Force, military, or hunting.
The Air Force is a great branch”
“Wow, what a Barrett Moment!”

Wanna go hunt turkey?”
“BARRETT MOMENT”
by PoggersPlayer24 December 9, 2020
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Barrett

Barretts are most commonly seen in Eastern Asia, with documented cases of migration as far as the US and outlying territories. They are known for their abnormally small phallus and distinct mating call "AHOYAHOYAHOYA". Barretts require no extravagant courting routine due to their affinity for females of the lowest standards.
"Don't be a Barrett, you can do better than her"

"The animal with the smallest phallus on earth is the Barrett"

-"AHOYAHOYAHOYA"
- "WTF was that?"
- "Don't worry, it's just a Barrett"
by AsianSlayer January 14, 2021
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