bakers law

bakers law is the rule that if your plan is tupid enough, it will always work out anyways.

"this plan was so stupid i didn't think it was gonna work out, but bakers law made it happen."

by coolfashiontips January 27, 2018

kale baker bitch

an alternative name for One Direction's Harry Styles due to his love of kale and his past profession as a baker

"of course that Kale Baker Bitch tripped over his gold shoes again"

by ohnoniall December 1, 2015

bakers knowledge

when you don't need a cookbook to make cakes.
you also know the how much grams are in something by look and weight

my granny lost her cookbook and decided to use her bakers knowledge

by Urboishendy May 4, 2018

The Dusty Baker

While getting head, grab the back of her hair as you are about to cum and blow on their face. While doing so simultaneously, grab a handful of baking powder and Antique a hoe.

Bitch got the dusty baker

by GSOBRO January 21, 2011

kirsty baker

A sexy petite girl who recently turned blonde and thinks she needs plastic surgery to fix her nose . Thinks she’s a big man but really not . She is really small and needs too much attention

Boy : who’s that ?

Oh that’s Kirsty baker she’s abit of a strange don

by Suckmaknobjerry February 13, 2022

Emilia baker

Emilia baker is the best kind young ladie who loves to help people and is smart and funny

Emilia baker a kind person

by Thekidinblack February 25, 2025

kick the baker

to snort cocaine (inhale through the nose), smoke it in a pipe or smoke crack cocaine (purer version)

sally may higgins: are you gunna kick the baker???

frank: ...yeh

sally may higgins: nicce, give me some of that shit.

by armanlickedoutannabel..what?! February 12, 2009