The act of dousing yourself in half a can of the most stinky ass (axe) body spray instead of taking a shower, usually by pubescent males who are too lazy to bathe.
by secksysecks December 23, 2019
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Get the I love your ax wound you fucking whore!! mug.A slang term for a woman's pudendal cleft, particularly during menstruation when it resembles a bloody wound.
by Space guru April 4, 2022
Get the Axe gash mug.Black liberal/independent: I asked this nigga whether he like Trump or not and he was like nah dude he racist
Black conservative: I axed this nigga whether he like Trump or not and he was like nah and that if I like him I an "uncle tom"
Black conservative: I axed this nigga whether he like Trump or not and he was like nah and that if I like him I an "uncle tom"
by dangnuggets April 2, 2019
Get the axed mug.A fictional weapon type in World Of Warcraft classic that is highly coveted within <Mediocre> by the Warrior class. One-Handed Axe users are typically players who made a mistake at character creation by picking a non-human race.
My "best-in-slot" One-Handed Axe is Crul'shorukh, Edge of Chaos, but I don't think it will ever drop because it isn't real.
by rngesus_please May 30, 2020
Get the One-Handed Axe mug.Hym "No, you're not getting away with it. It doesn't matter what I did and I am absolutely going to fuck your wife. Believe that. YOU need ME to get axed but it has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with ✌️✊️✌️What's good for society or the internet discourse✌️✊️✌️. It's for YOU to NOT LOOK LIKE you pretended to be a guy who is better than you to fuck Swedish woman who are out of your league... Which would make you a literal rapist... So, like, anybody got a bead on what happened with Destiny's (Defender of society!) bank account after his wife left him? Because THE DAY AFTER I alluded to the FACT that I AM NOT DESTINY... His wife had ✌️✊️✌️Visa issues✌️✊️✌️ And then NEVER RETURNED AND LEFT HIM... THAT IS SOME FUCKING MYSTERIOUS SHIT RIGHT THERE, ISN'T IT? And he has a meltdown everyone he sees someone else doing the thing he's doing! And he calls for them to be deplatformed... Why is that? It MUST BE that the guy HE IS ALSO IMPERSONATING is just SO EVIL AND PSYCHOPATHIC... That HE needs to be the only one do the thing that THEY ARE BOTH DOING. That's got to be it. It can't possibly be that IF I'M NOT DEPLATFORM BEFORE PEOPLE FIND OUT WHAT HE'S DOING... HE IS FUCKED. And if I MURDER KIDS BECAUSE OF WHAT HE'S DOING... HE IS FUCKED... It's not that. It CAN'T be that... For him, I mean. It can and is but HE really needs that to not be the case."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
Get the Axed mug.A club of people who were axed (who lost their jobs) due to Donald Trump's policies. A term that originated in Ann Arbor, MI.
"You were also axed because you worked in an organization welcoming legal refugees following Donald Trump's executive order? Join the Axe Club."
by PartoftheAxeClub February 6, 2025
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