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Meat axe

Big and dumb, but some how obliterates. Doesn’t understand what fear is.
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.

Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.

-dipshit
Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!

Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
mugGet the Meat axemug.

axe hand morgan

Stranger: hey I think that boy looks like axe hand morgan! His arms are so weird
by Axe hand morgan September 24, 2021
mugGet the axe hand morganmug.

Axe Parker

axe parker is name of a guy who hits on his old friends
stop being an axe parker
by spreespree March 18, 2022
mugGet the Axe Parkermug.

ax puff

a person on blickord,
"hey look at that P U F F"
'ax puff is h0m0"
by rakkujauckku January 21, 2021
mugGet the ax puffmug.

Axe Club

A club of people who were axed (who lost their jobs) due to Donald Trump's policies. A term that originated in Ann Arbor, MI.
"You were also axed because you worked in an organization welcoming legal refugees following Donald Trump's executive order? Join the Axe Club."
by PartoftheAxeClub February 6, 2025
mugGet the Axe Clubmug.

to the M ax

to the max, or maximum. the best, highest, nothign is better
Yo this joint is phat to the M ax.
by niggs to the M ax February 19, 2003
mugGet the to the M axmug.
Trixie walks in a club
Trixie sees a gay person
Trixie- I love your ax wound you fucking whore!!!
by minniecheatedfirst October 8, 2023
mugGet the I love your ax wound you fucking whore!!mug.

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