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ape cockery

Noun/Verb: the act of conducting yourself in a socially unacceptable manner.
Examples include: dancing on/around vehicles in parking lots, blasting loud music that no one besides you wants to hear, etc.

I hate working Friday night, there is too much ape cockery going on in this parking deck.
by Eric Moore-Avis January 28, 2014
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The Ape in the Cape

An annoying piece of shit that follows you around like shit on your shoe, makes weird noises and has less brain function than a stroke victim.
by Bolshoe Kino November 23, 2022
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sub-ape

A specific type of ape, usually named, Ryan, in which he cannot follow through on the sub ape shemale he is trying to get
He is such a sub-ape he cant even get her
by hyfen BadAss July 11, 2014
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Le ape

A wild, hunch-backed beast from the Neanderthal times. He can be seen with his natural, snooty-ape state trying to chat with other teachers. Le ape is a creature of few words, but when he speaks the might of the cafeteria hears him. Le ape enjoys consuming a million bags of ruffles in one sitting, as this is part of his natural diet. Le ape doesn't care for substitutes or running in the halls.

How to spot Le Ape: sweater vests, odd haircuts and glasses, slouched posture, Trump-like lip smirks, and a thick man slowly creeping up the stairs and blocking students from entering. Can be seen with tall WHITE guy with strange haircuts, who chats with teachers and sits with students at lunch.
"Dude, look! It's the Le ape strut!"
"Le ape screeched at Kevv today"
by Back-Alleyway March 28, 2019
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Doodle Apes

Doodle Apes is an ongoing NFT-project which there is no current projection of release date of.
The project is led by a team of founders consisting of Amrit and Serpent whom all have previous experiences in the world of NFT's.

8888 DAPES with high fashion sense living in the metaverse!

Doodle Apes will be available on OpenSea as an NFT project and will be launched on the Ethereum blockchain.
Ethereum is an open source and decentralized blockchain based off smart-contracts.

So you might ask, SecurePanda what is an NFT? The answer is not simple. Non-fungible token.

That doesn’t make it any clearer. Sorry. “Non-fungible” more or less means that it’s unique and can’t be replaced with something else.
I just recently joined the NFT project Doodle Apes!
Doodle Apes have recently received over 100.000 members in their discord!
by SecurePanda January 15, 2022
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Ape Donkey

A person (always male) who can act like a bit of a dick at times (between 25-50% of the time) however is not as bad as a Wank Dog.
Question: "What do you make of that guy?"
Response: "He's an Ape Donkey!"
by Tebsin September 19, 2010
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Skank Ape

Much like the SKUNK APE but often misidentified as STACEYUS ABRAMSUS it has large irregular gapped teeth, large jug head with nappy ASS hair on the head and back. When feeding it has to make 2 passes on corn on the cob because of the gapped teeth.
There’s a SKANK APE in Georgia that thinks she is the Governor!
by Gods Gift To Women June 27, 2022
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