Ahmed

Ahmeds are some of the nicest people you can meet. Full of enthusiasm, funny jokes, and the life of the party. They make any sad day into the best day of your life and when they are not there, you feel like there is a piece missing. I cannot imagine my life without an Ahmed in it.

"I am so sad; I should call Ahmed to meet up!"

by 6slut9 May 4, 2025

Aheed

Example "Puhimak hau"

Aheed, puhimah hau

by wohnnyjalker May 8, 2025

Ahmed

ahmed is slang for someone that engages in casual homosexuality.

omg yk that new guy in class? he’s so ahmed

by sambuch June 2, 2025

Ahmed Parkar

Ahmed is slang for someone that engages in casual homosexuality. More specifically, a man that is into a man.

OMG have you seen the new guy? He’s sooo Ahmed Parkar. He’s even got a boyfriend!

by sambuch June 10, 2025

Ahmed

also known as “gamed”, is a big fat CHEETO.

“hey ahmed”
“nah I’m a cheeto"

by elvyxx September 13, 2025

Ahmed

A common Muslim name often associated with someone calm, intelligent, and wise beyond their years. Known for kindness, gentleness, and emotional maturity — choosing honesty and clear boundaries over mixed signals. A reminder that integrity and grace can exist even in goodbyes, and that closure can be given with care.

“He’s an Ahmed type — emotionally mature and kind.”

by SoftEcho January 10, 2026

Gone Ahead

Irish :Used to tell someone they are speaking absolute shite, they're being a dick etc.

Person 1: 'The English hardly ever mention 1966.'
Person 2: 'Gone ahead'

by squarebob March 4, 2004