Stoner's dozen

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I went and bought a stoner's dozen of doughnut holes at breeze-in.

by Andrea Pirlo February 28, 2015

Stoner Tangent

A long winded story telling and/or rant while under the influence of some mind altering substance. Usually difficult to comprehend unless you are stoned, or happen to know said ranter.

Jessica had a stoner tangent when she was so high she couldn't remember when she started talking.

by betterThanGreg March 22, 2009

stoners finger

it is when your index finger turns black from poking the bowl. it is normally a constant thing because your always smokin. yeahhhhh

"hey man my girlfriend knows im smokin agian. she saw my stoners finger."
"sucks dude."

by hnk14 April 25, 2010

The Stoner's Haircut

The act of burning the hair on your pointer finger while attempting to light a bowl of Marijuana.

Ouch! I burned my finger. Ah dude, you totally just got The Stoner's Haircut!

by Christine O'Donnell January 18, 2011

jack stoner

Teacher to Chuck Norris. Baddest mother fucker around! Awesome Texan.

I wish I could be like Jack Stoner!

by Knuck Knuck May 21, 2017

stoner bologna

When you are so high, you google a word or phrase to find out what it means only to find it does not exist, thus creating a new word or phrase.

Dude, Trump totally stoner bologna'd "covfefe".

by Kristenkooster June 20, 2017

Stoner tip

The act of tipping a bag of chips into one's mouth to get the last bit of crumbs.

Thanks to Jessica and her stoner tip move, we are out of chips.

by Chrismcdiddy October 14, 2019