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Jesus Christ Sponge

Commonly referring to the pads of non-working lame excuse for a cleaning tool otherwise known as Shamwow.
It's a fucking Jesus Christ Sponge! Run from the soakage!
by JellysWalkinOnAir December 30, 2009
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Sponge Kid

A Sponge Kid is a female between 13-22 who goes to all ages club , hangs at malls, and wheres tna, spongebob backpacks,kangroos. Sponge kids tend to have a very low iq, but do not judge them sometimes they can take really fuck you over in a very snakish way.
person: what u doin this weekend

Sponge Kid: going clubing
by boobnator May 14, 2011
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sponge drive

One's brain, or, more specifically, one's collection of memories (and capacity for additional memories). An allusion to the notion that one's mind is like a sponge.

cf. hard drive, floppy drive, thumb drive
"I can’t remember much more... Hard drives nearing full. Sponge drive doesn’t work so well for digital assets."
by subpixel April 25, 2009
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Sponge

V. Having a night out with friends yet Haley Forsyth is not included during your night.
Dude, let's have a sponge weekend.

We total should sponge tonight.
by InclineVillage May 4, 2009
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sponge bob foam heels!

a person who's heels (shoes) are made of thick foam
mary with her strap up sandles and her thermal
socks "sponge bob foam heels!"
by Laura Dunphy December 19, 2007
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sponge monkey

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex
by tenequia January 5, 2008
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sponged

consuming/drinking alcohol, being drunk
wanna get sponged tonight?
by Lomez January 6, 2008
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