Murder you to Death

A threat that's explains itself.

Big Brother: I'm gonna eat your cookies, sis. That okay?
Sister: You do and...I'll fucking eat your fucking eyeballs, fucker!
Big Brother: crunch crunch
Sister: If you fucking eat one fucking more I'll castrate your fucking dog with my teeth!
Big Brother: crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch
Sister: I'll fucking MURDER YOU TO DEATH!! FUCKER!!
Big Brother: crunch. crunch crunch crunch crunch. crunch crunch

by PDXJohnny99 April 16, 2013

Kurt Cobains Murder

Kurt Cobains Murder was commited by Courtney Love - yeah thats right peoples - believe it, if you dont, then your ignorant and should see www.cobaincase.com as it shall convince your ass

Ignorant Person: Dude, like Kurt, like sooo kill himself, like what are you on about with Kurt Cobains Murder
Clever Person: NO you moron, read the evidence duh, he was too drugged to kill himself and wasnt suicidal, and Courtney Love had alot to lose. So There.

by Adeyebe May 13, 2006

murder she wrote

“ murder she wrote “ is a reference to something going correctly. the phrase ‘ murder she wrote ‘ means whoever SHE is planned and wrote it down.

“ And I asked her what the dick did and murder she wrote
And she wanna give me mo' head but my dick hurt her throat “ - tay k ;murder she wrote

by hottiesouthernbody February 25, 2021

murder your face

1. to kill you.
2. or to hurt your face real bad.
often used as a threat or description.

1. Motherfucker, if you don't put down the lung, I'll murder your face!
2. I was in the club and smashed a motherfucker's head down on a martini glass. Man, you murdered his face!!

by zen December 04, 2004

getting away with murder

To Get Away With Something And Not Care

"papa roach also sang a song called GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER"

no mate im getting away with murder in that place

by Daveish September 18, 2006

murdering rat bastard

Someone who has just murdered his hooker girlfriend and forced her out on the streets to do tricks a week later.

Bob is a murdering rat bastard. I know he killed his girlfriend, because I had sex with her the following week.

by crash_tx101 January 26, 2007

2nd degree murder

Second degree murder is described as an opportunistic action to cause bodily harm or recklessness and disregard pertaining to human life. (I.e. reacting in the heat of the moment in anger)

“Did you hear about the guy who killed another guy at the bar on the tv last night I heard he got charged with 1st degree murder”
“No your thinking of 2nd degree murder he didn’t go out saying I’m going to kill this guy he just lost a game of pool”

by Sonofthereaper May 13, 2021