Kyle

The fat retard type of people. 100% likely to be a liberal and to be a complete idiot. Gets pampered by his mommy, dads a drunk and doesn’t care about him. Small penis, never had a girlfriend, often gay.

Dude did you see that Kyle over there? Yeah dude what a faggot.

by Bigballzguy October 7, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is someone who stocks up on Monster Energy Drinks for all 4 seasons. They play football and are very athletic. They are very energetic and can't seem to stay still. They are 6'11. They smash all the girls that they almost smash as much as Chad.

Goddamn....

dumb 5'2 jeremy: "chILLOUT, KYLE. Stop drinking all the Monster and Gatorade drinks. We are saving them for the game!"

Chad: "Stfu, Jermery... piece of shit"

by kooksthetic October 15, 2019

Kyle

A white dude that drinks Monster Energy Drinks, and can punch straight through dry wall.

Kyle “Yo Sonny, can you buy me some Monster Energy Drinks from the store down the street.”
Sonny “No!”
Kyle *Punches through the dry wall in anger*

by An Asian Sonny October 15, 2019

kyle

A friend who has many other friends but chooses you to hang out with. He lets you borrow his cards and eat his snacks. He is a great friend.

He's such a good friend that he's a kyle!

by Atti's Smeagol May 16, 2018

Kyle

Is a ginger kid nobody likes and will die alone

Look at Kyle he is such a dork

by Tor biggest nightmare January 6, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is an amazing person and is very cute and loves to help everyone and thinks about others before himself. He makes sure I always laugh and I’m never sad.

Kyle-Are you okay?
Me-Not really.
Kyle-Dont be sad I love you and your my best friend ❤️
Me-Awwah thx ❤️✨🥺💫🧸

by Life’s sucks March 30, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a sweet,loving,caring,nice a lot of girls like him but he is not one of them boys who date who ever he can he says I love you when he means it if you ever brake his heart he will still love you. He could sometimes have some bad emotions at home and Tries to ignore his feelings and helps other when ever in need. If he has a girlfriend he lovers her more than anything he would do anything for her and will always cuddle when ever she’s down

Kyle is very loving and kind hearted

by Hubba boomby April 13, 2020