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It is to be used in an awkward situation, when a friend or stranger says or does something that is perceived to be "Gangsta", totally out of their usual or perceived character
It is represented by forming the "Awkward Turtle" position, and moving your hands from left to right
It is to be used in an awkward situation, when a friend or stranger says or does something that is perceived to be "Gangsta", totally out of their usual or perceived character
It is represented by forming the "Awkward Turtle" position, and moving your hands from left to right
Person 1: Yo, I totally went and saw this illegal drag race last night, this cracker pulled out a gun and we were all like "What the shizz! Be cool! Be cool!"
Person 2: Uhh..
Person 3: Gangsta Turtle! *hand movements*
Person 2: Uhh..
Person 3: Gangsta Turtle! *hand movements*
by isbutteracarb? July 19, 2010
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"Hey man, I was walking in your kitchen and I caught you Jenna fucking on the table. What the fuck man?"
"Aww dude, I was fuckin' her at that moment, I was cock turtling' her. Going in slow and then BAM right in the kisser."
"Aww dude, I was fuckin' her at that moment, I was cock turtling' her. Going in slow and then BAM right in the kisser."
by Ravnik August 22, 2009
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Skorp: We need to do something gross to her..
Tev: Lets give her the old bronze turtle bro...
Skorp: Ewww....
Tev: Lets give her the old bronze turtle bro...
Skorp: Ewww....
by The Bone Daddy October 7, 2010
Get the Bronze Turtle mug.all above who are hating on the ninja turtles are just jelose.the ninja turtles are four turtles who were created by a secret type of ooze and trained by a rat name splinter trained in karate to save people from the foot clan thats run by shredder. they get there names from artists Michelangelo,Leonardo,Donatello,and Raphael,Leonardo is the leader
1 hey who is the ninja turtles
2 Are u kiddin me, the ninja turtles are the best heros in the world
P.S.- all haters above are gay and just jelouse of the ninja turtles.
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2 Are u kiddin me, the ninja turtles are the best heros in the world
P.S.- all haters above are gay and just jelouse of the ninja turtles.
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by big Chad February 13, 2008
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