The same as "nigga please" from PSP commercial. Even if you are white you can say this if front of blacks, and they can't get mad at you. If they do get mad for some reason, just tell them their mama is a chipmunk.
Squirrel 1: I am going to get some pussy tonight.
Squirrel 2: Squirrel please! The only nut gettin busted tonight is the one I'm shootin on yo mama's chipmunk face.
Squirrel 2: Squirrel please! The only nut gettin busted tonight is the one I'm shootin on yo mama's chipmunk face.
by 420josh October 15, 2007
Get the squirrel pleasemug. Another name for a beaver. Originally from a cartoon I saw where two beavers aka, "vagina squirrels" preferred this term over the standard "beaver". They felt "beaver" was a tad pejorative.
Hey dude what's that? "Oh just a couple of vagina squirrels building a dam." Shit, basements gonna flood again!
Or perhaps, you'd prefer:
Man, you remember spring break, dude the place was crawling with vagina squirrels, it was so thick, I had them coming out my ears, I had no idea where to begin...
Or perhaps, you'd prefer:
Man, you remember spring break, dude the place was crawling with vagina squirrels, it was so thick, I had them coming out my ears, I had no idea where to begin...
by suki matutso November 7, 2004
Get the vagina squirrelmug. by Princessjajean April 23, 2020
Get the Play Squirrelmug. My little homie who died the other day. RIP squirrel squad. Nicks and asshole for choking you with that tic tac.
by Oli Hofs February 18, 2009
Get the squirrel squadmug. by KayLeighP September 15, 2009
Get the Holy Squirrelmug. A squirrel, mutated by nuclear or genetic means, that has become abnormally large, vicious, deformed or all of the above, and can often be found at Chernobyl or in corny horror videos found on Youtube. Can or cannot be easily killed depending on the grade of mutation. May or may not be zombified.
Chris: Hey did you see that mutant squirrel at the beer bash last night?
Zach: Mutant squirrel what are you talking about??
Chris: No totally man I'm like serial there was like a squirrel and an owl tried to grab it and it fucked up that owl's shit man it ate that owl!!
Zach: Yea I totally missed that. Hey didn't you get high at the beer bash?
Chris: ....No...
Zach: Mutant squirrel what are you talking about??
Chris: No totally man I'm like serial there was like a squirrel and an owl tried to grab it and it fucked up that owl's shit man it ate that owl!!
Zach: Yea I totally missed that. Hey didn't you get high at the beer bash?
Chris: ....No...
by horrorcritiquedude,man October 10, 2011
Get the mutant squirrelmug. by Little 80 year old Asian December 6, 2019
Get the Latino Squirrelmug.