don't point

When the dew point is so ridiculously high, you refuse to do anything outside

Person 1: What's the dew point?
Person 2: 75 degrees.
Person 1: That's not a dew point, it's a don't point!

by nerdman01 July 01, 2018

libi don't

The sudden need to abstain from sex due to some mojo killing incident/person/thing.

First known usage by Mac from Veronica Mars.

We were about to get it on when he mispronounced my name, and my libi don't kicked in.

by Glitterbugvins October 15, 2011

i don't care

This is pretty obvious. If you don't know what this means, either English isn't your language, or you are just an idiot. Either way, I don't care.

synonyms include:
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN

hey, don't you have a girlfriend. dude, i don't care.

by filthyrich February 08, 2008

Don't try this at home

Anything that's fun or dangerous, from the lawyer warnings on TV commercials. See professional driver on closed course.

Look, he's skateboarding on top of a 767!

Don't try this at home.

by octopod July 11, 2004

Don't do me

Don't mess with me, don't bullshit me

Don't do me, do ya hair!

by fluffnfold June 11, 2008

Don't Worry, Be Happy

The phrase is often used as an ironic criticism of the attitude someone has about a worrisome issue.

"His attitude towards flood insurance was, 'Don't Worry, Be Happy.'"

by Blackmegabyte November 13, 2005

I don't care

Not caring about the randomness of what Areli is about to tell you

Areli: My best friend is really bald headed

Jay: I don't care ...

by Jayflexa June 23, 2017