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by crispy_boy August 7, 2018
Get the case of crispiesmug. by Reprovague August 2, 2022
Get the Crispymug. a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.
Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs
female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.
female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.
by Fabio Stiller November 28, 2020
Get the Crispy Missusmug. Yo is that CRISPY. We better run before...
by Gage Hernandez February 7, 2020
Get the Crispymug. by ZakiahGrant July 5, 2021
Get the Crispymug. The process of performing the crispy snizzle can take as long as a month if executed properly. This method of self-pleasure consists of placing a slice of uncured deli roast beef among the anal cavity over night to let the flavor marinate. The following morning, you MUST place the slice in a warm, moist environment before leaving your home to run errands. This will allow bacteria to multiply at a faster rate which will then increase the speed of the entire process. On the 25th day place the slice on a paved sidewalk exposed to the sun on a hot summer day, this will crisp an exoskeleton of mold onto the outer layer of the thin slab of roast beef. (keep in mind that if a stray dog eats the meat you must restart the entire process from step 1) when all is said and done, you may then lick the firm (crisp) mold patty while masturbating onto your significant other's jelly danish creating the "snizzle" effect. but before you release the alfredo sauce you must eat the slice.
timothy- " to be honest bro, my tummy doesn't feel right after the consumption of that crispy snizzle"
brandon- "but hey man theres nothing to worry about, at least victoria recieved the sauce danish."
brandon- "but hey man theres nothing to worry about, at least victoria recieved the sauce danish."
by milkyutter May 8, 2019
Get the crispy snizzlemug. A phrase used to describe someone who is a melt or wetwipe. It is Usually followed up after calling someone a Bacon
by LiamKev January 29, 2023
Get the Crispy Streakmug.