wtf

want to fuck

Tomas:what do you think about joy.
Chris:i wtf that.

by Charliethefuckinunicorn March 22, 2009

wtf

abbreviation for 'what the fuck'. Pronounced "Double-you-tee-eff". Could also be abbreviated for Who, where, why, when.

1. Bob: Hey, Joe
Jill: Wtf, no I'm Jill

2. Gorilla: *punches chimpanzee*
Chimpanzee: Wtf was that for?
Person: Wtf!

3. *Billy runs home to find his house got robbed* WTF DID THAT? (Who)

4. *Plane flies off* Fred: *missed plane* WTF did that plane take off without me? (when or why)

by WTF411 January 5, 2014

WTF Train

1. A series of fucked up events that are all connected and plowing ahead full steam like a train.
2. The beginning of a series of fucked events.

"Did you see the new supervisor has no experience AND is friends with the owner? Time to board the WTF train!"
"Today was so awful, I took a ride on the WTF train."

by bigfuzz January 10, 2014

wtf

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT THAT WHAt wtf means

by YOUR FUCKING FACE February 12, 2014

WTF

1) What the fuck
2) Where the fuck
3) Who the fuck

1) WTF are you doing up at 4:00 in the morning?
2) WTF is the party going to be at?
3) Alright, WTF ate the last piece of pizza?

by Overstored Milk June 11, 2014

wtf

What the fuck (or fudge or freak)

wtf line example - what the fuck is wrong with you?

by leopardzarecool November 22, 2014

WTF

WTF:Where's the food?
WTF: Welcome to Facebook

WTF:What The fuck

(WTF)

by Unicornpeachymajestic June 26, 2016