saran wrapped

When men wear pants so tight, their genitalia looks like Saran wrapped meatballs

Allen could really use some looser pants; He's saran wrapped tighter than my mothers leftover lasagna.

by CloSin^2 January 31, 2016

Wrapped round the axle

The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.

Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.

Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*

Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi

I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.

by Haluci-N8 November 21, 2019

Bacon wrap

1. A bacon flavored condom. With extra sour cream.

2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!

3. When the police place you in handcuffs.

1. Hey honey can you grab some bacon wraps from the store for tonight?

2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!

3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!

by GuardianAngelMoonshine January 23, 2019

Wrap-Around Strangler

The Wrap-Around Strangler, is a snake-like penismeasuring up to 25 ft long that wraps around its host and strangles them to the point of unconsciousness and then proceeds to enter their anus and implants its seed.

Onision: hey whats that thing?

Me: Thats the wrap-around strangler. Watch out!

Onision: *cries* OH NOOO

by Yahoo Answers FBI December 15, 2019

tie wrap

Badass producer from Switzerland. Usually means someone is sexy and handsome as hell.

Damn boy, you sure are one hell of a tie wrap

by Tie wrap April 19, 2019

plant wrap

A plastic mat with one smooth side and the other covered with points. Most often mistaken for tree trunk protectors.

Oh, ok. Don't worry. Next time I'll get you with the plant wrap.--Igor

by TheoCosby March 20, 2003

Wrap

To place in a full body restraint.

Miranda loves to place resistant subjects in a Wrap.

by B169 October 29, 2023